Explain like I'm five · Security

What is IAM?

Identity and Access Management, told as a story about the castle's registry.

joined todayleft yesterdaycooks, clerks, guests, fixers… who is who again?

A castle holds a lot of people.Cooks, clerks, guests, fixers… someone joined today, someone left yesterday.

left, but kept the keysI have no keysthe new hire waits a week…and you are?the gatekeeper can't tell

Without a registry it's a mess.Leavers keep their keys, joiners wait for theirs, and the gatekeeper can't tell anyone apart.

REGISTRYKimring ✓ kitchen·storageParkring ✓ vault·studyJiminring ✓ fixerthe RegistrygatekeeperhatsPASSJimin · todaypassvault

IAM is the castle's registry.Who belongs here, whether it's really them, and which doors they may open — all kept in one place.

The registrywho belongs here
The gatekeeperis it really them
Hats and keyswhich doors they may open
The ledgerwho did what, when
JoiningMovingLeavingon the registry; hat and ringswap the haterase the line, every door shuts

The registry changes when people join, move, or leave.Erase the line on the day they leave and every door shuts at once — no hunting down keys one by one.

REGISTRYKimkitchenParkvault?errand robot #7??next-town guest?errand robot(service account)next-town guest(a partner)these are the ones everyone forgets

The registry isn't just people.Errand robots (service accounts) and next-town guests (partners) belong on it too — and they're the ones everyone forgets.

In one breath

IAM = the registry that keeps, in one place, who belongs here, whether it's really them, and which doors they may open.

Identity and Access Management. The gatekeeper (MFA), the ring (passkeys), the pass (SSO), the hats (RBAC), the if-sentence (ABAC) and the vault (PAM) are all this registry's job. Think Okta, Microsoft Entra ID, AWS IAM.

When grown-ups say it

Identity
One line in the registry. Who this person (or robot) is to the castle.
Authentication
Is it really them? The gatekeeper's job. → the gatekeeper's three questions, the ring that knows the gate
Authorization
Which doors? The hats' and the if-sentence's job. → hats, if-sentences
Lifecycle (Joiner · Mover · Leaver)
Join · move · leave. The three moments the registry changes. Leaving day matters most.
Provisioning
Handing out hats and keys. Written in, the hat, ring and pass go out automatically; struck out, they all come back.
Directory
The book itself. Active Directory, LDAP — the big book the registry lives in.
Service account
The errand robot. Not a person, but it holds keys. Dangerous if nobody owns it. → the vault story
Access review
Registry inspection day. Every quarter, read it line by line: should they still be here, is that the right hat.
Next story
The Red-Stamped Paper →
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