Explain like I'm five · Security

What is DLP?

Data Loss Prevention, told as a story about red-stamped papers.

resident listSECRETtreasure mapSECRETsecret letterSECRETeach one carries a red stamp

Some papers must never leave the castle.The resident list, the treasure map, the secret letter. Each carries a red stamp.

SECRETmaila bagSECRETa pigeonoops, wrong letter!far more mistakes than thieves

Papers leave by many roads.Mail, bags, pigeons… and far more of it is by mistake than by theft.

the ways outSECRETSTOPmailroomthe gateSECRETSTOPthe pigeon lofta red stamp or a number shaped like an ID: stop

DLP checks every paper at every way out.A red stamp, or a number shaped like an ID: it stops.

The stamppublic · internal · secret
Number shapesID numbers, card numbers
The ways outmail, bags, pigeons, printing
SECRETblockReally send this?NoYesasksealand it goes in the ledger

Block it, ask, or seal it.One 'Really send this?' removes most of the mistakes. And it all goes in the ledger.

lunch menu🍜this isn't secret!block the lunch menu and people find another waySECRETa photo of the page slips right past

Stop people too often and they go around you.Block the lunch menu and people find another road. And an unstamped page, or a photo of one, slips right past.

In one breath

DLP = stamp the secret papers, then check every way out so they don't leak.

Data Loss Prevention. It catches mistakes far more than thieves. Think Microsoft Purview, Google Workspace DLP, Symantec DLP.

When grown-ups say it

Classification
The red stamp. Public / internal / secret. Only stamped papers get recognized at the ways out.
Pattern / fingerprint
Number shapes. ID and card numbers have a fixed shape, so they're caught even without a stamp.
Channel / egress
The ways out. Email, USB, cloud upload, printing, screen sharing.
Endpoint DLP
Checking the bag. Watches inside the laptop. → a dog in every room
Network DLP
Checking at the gate. Watches the road out. → the hallway watcher
Policy
What, and how. "secret stamp + mail = block", "card number + mail = ask".
False positive
Blocking the lunch menu. Stopped, but not secret. Too many and people route around you. → the guard room's cat
Shadow channels
Photos, personal mail. The roads nobody watches — where DLP is blind.
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