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What is Evaluation?

LLM evaluation (evals), told as a story about an examiner grading every parrot on the same workbook.

the old parrotthe new parrot?trainerit feels… better, I think?the parrot got swapped — and nobody knows if it got better or worse

The parrot got swapped. Nobody knows if it got better or worse.A new parrot, a new note, a new drill — whatever you change, the same question comes up. Is it better? Feelings will not answer that.

try 1: Paristry 2: It is Paris!try 3: Paris, Francesame question, a bit different each timeshort, I like itway too shortsame answer, every guest has a different barfeelings cannot compare — a wobbly answer judged by a wobbly eye

The answer wobbles each time, and every guest has a different bar.Because of the wobble dial, even the same question gets different answers. And what counts as good differs from person to person. So a glance or two cannot compare.

examinerOUR WORKBOOK1. refund policy?2. summarize this table3. if asked an address?… 100 questionsSCORE92 / 100big parrotSCORE81 / 100small parrotsame questions, same gradingevaluation is the examiner grading every parrot on the same workbook

Evaluation is the examiner grading every parrot on the same workbook.The workbook is 100 questions drawn from our own job. Same questions, same grading — that is what makes the numbers comparable.

Write the workbook first100 questions from our own job
One answer? A machine gradesright or wrong, automatically
No single answer? A judgea judge parrot or a person scores it
Re-test at every changeif the score drops, roll back
Qexpectedbig parrotsmall parrot1refund within 14 daysrefund within 14 days ✓refund within 30 days ×2(no single answer)summary — judge parrot 4/5summary — judge parrot 3/53does not say the addressdoes not ✓does not ✓total (100 questions)9281questions with one answer are graded by a machine; the rest by a judge parrot or a personwith a scorecard you compare by numbers, not feelings

With a scorecard you compare by numbers, not feelings.Questions with one right answer get graded by a machine. Ones without — like a summary — get scored by a judge parrot or a person. Add it all up for the total.

WORKBOOK100 / 100a new question… um…guesta parrot that memorized the workbook100 on the test, a mess on the jobBENCHMARKmath olympiadtrivia quiz≠OUR TESTrefund policyour tonetop of the world test is not top of our jobour workbook, again at every changewatch out for a parrot that only aces the workbook — and write your own

Beware the parrot that only aces the workbook, and remember the world test is not our test.If the workbook leaks, the parrot memorizes the answers (benchmark overfitting). Top of the world test is not top of our job. Whenever you drill it, choose a parrot, or just look after it, re-test on your own workbook.

In one breath

Evaluation = the examiner grading every parrot on the same workbook to make a scorecard. A machine grades questions with one answer, a judge parrot or a person grades the rest, and you re-test at every change. Beware the parrot that only aces the workbook.

Repeatedly measuring the quality of a model, prompt, or system on a fixed evaluation set. Questions with ground truth are auto-scored as accuracy or pass rate; open-ended ones are scored by LLM-as-judge or human raters. Re-running on every change (regression testing) is the core practice, and public benchmarks cannot stand in for your own task because of contamination and overfitting.

When grown-ups say it

Eval
The examiner's scorecard. Numbers instead of feelings. Run again at every change.
Evaluation set
Our workbook. Questions and expected answers drawn from our own job. A hundred is enough to start.
Benchmark
The world test. A public workbook everyone takes. Top of the world test is not top of our job.
LLM-as-judge
Another parrot that grades answers. Scores open-ended answers like summaries and tone. Being a parrot, it too is sometimes wrong.
Accuracy · pass rate
How many it got right. For questions with one answer, a machine counts. 92 of 100 right is 92.
Regression test
Re-test at every change. If the score drops, something got worse — roll back.
Human evaluation
A person grades by hand. Most accurate, but slow and costly. Used to check that the judge parrot grades well.
Routing
Which parrot gets the job. Pick a parrot per task by looking at the scorecard. → which parrot gets the job
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