Explain like I'm five · AI

What is AI Privacy?

AI privacy, told as a story about what happens when you paste the whole guest list into a rented parrot — and how to mask the secret beans and get a promise.

GUEST LISTKim 010-1234-…Lee card 4321…Park address …… 500 peopleclerkdoes this go to the parrot school?the rented parrot's counterto the parrot school?the next book?the whole list, pasted in — where do these beans go?

The clerk pasted the whole guest list into the parrot.Handy — but where do these beans go? Do they become books at the parrot school?

someone else's houseKim010…beans left on the traythe next school's book?another guestKim's number is 010-1234…once in the books, it can pop out for another guesta rented parrot lives in someone else's house — beans can stay, become books, and leak into other answers

A rented parrot lives in someone else's house — beans can stay, become books, and leak into other answers.Beans given to a rented parrot land on someone else's tray. If that house keeps them or uses them as the next school's books, they can one day pop out in another guest's answer.

LISTKim 010-…Lee card…MASKERKim → guest 1010… → a tagguest 1tagthe trainer gets the promiseCONTRACTno training ✓deleted in 30 days ✓stays in our region ✓AI privacy: mask the secret beans or keep them for our own parrot — and get a promise they won't become books

AI privacy is masking the secret beans or keeping them for our own parrot — and getting a promise they won't become books.Secret beans are personal data — names, phones, cards — and company secrets. Mask them before pasting, and get the promise in a contract.

Mask before pastingnames and numbers become tags
Check the termsdoes it say no training?
Secrets go to our own parrotnever to someone else's house
Mask the chat logs toono secret beans in what we keep
LISTKim 010-…Lee …TAG TABLEKim ↔ guest 1Lee ↔ guest 2guest 1guest 2ANSWERDear guest 1, …Dear guest 2, …UNMASKED AT HOMEguest 1 → KimDear Kim, …CONTRACT SCROLLno training ✓deleted after 30 days ✓the tag tablestays at homeonly tagged beans leave the house; the names come back at home

Only tagged beans leave the house; the names come back at home.The tag table never leaves home. The parrot writes a fine answer without knowing who guest 1 is. The contract spells out no training, the deletion date, and which country the data stays in.

MASKED LISTguest 1: Seoul, 40sdoctor, red cartwo kids, 6th floor…oh, it's Kim!masked, but the pieces add upIN THE BOOKKim 010-…a book already read can't be unreadso the best move is never handing over the secret bean at all

Masked pieces can add up to a name. And a book already read can't be unread.So the best move is never handing over the secret bean at all. Which beans are secret: the label chart; the principles: the castle's privacy page. What sticks in the parrot's notebook is the same problem.

In one breath

AI privacy = masking the secret beans (personal data, company secrets) or keeping them for our own parrot, and getting a promise they won't become books. Masked pieces can still add up and read books can't be unread, so the best move is not handing them over at all.

Handling personal data and confidential information in prompts, chat logs and fine-tuning data. The tools are masking and pseudonymization before input, enterprise contracts (DPAs) fixing training opt-out, retention periods and data region, and self-hosting (open weights). Pseudonymized data can still be re-identified, and information already trained in is hard to remove.

When grown-ups say it

Data privacy
Keeping the secret beans safe. The principles live in the castle. → privacy
Training opt-out
The promise: not the next book. Check the terms or settings — some places default to using it.
Data retention policy
How many days before the beans are deleted. 30 days? Forever? Put it in the contract. → retention
Masking · Pseudonymization
Name → tag. The tag table stays home. → masking
Data residency
The country the beans stay in. Laws differ by country, so the contract says which region.
Enterprise agreement · DPA
One contract scroll. One page promising no training, a retention period, a region, and notice if something goes wrong.
Memory
The parrot's notebook. Secret beans written in the notebook are the same problem. → the parrot's notebook
Open weights
Our own parrot. Secret beans never leave home. → our own parrot vs a rented one
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